Total Recall (Remake), Film Review
Borrowing the basic premise of Philip K. Dick’s source story and jettisoning most of Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 adap (although the three-boobed hooker makes her expected appearance), Recall introduces us to a future where mass chemical warfare has devastated much of the world.
The two main civilisations that remain are the British Federation (the UK and most of northern Europe) and the Colony. (Australia)
Connecting both civilisations is “The Fall”. A tunnel though the centre of Earth, which a giant “block” runs though on rails like a lift.
Bryan Cranston is the Prime Minister of the British Federation and wants to invade The Colony, with an army of robot soldiers.
Colin Farrell’s a working stiff who, after an abortive visit to memory-implant company ‘Rekall’, learns he’s really a spy sworn to overthrow the government.
Along the way, there’s a love triangle involving Jessica Biel and Beckinsale, who beat each other to a pulp many times. And that’s most of the movie: fistfights and core-of-the-Earth elevator rides.
Total Recall is lacking in story and really does not grab you like the Verhoeven’s film does. However one of it saving graces is the visual. This is where the film stands on it own.
You have to give credit to Len Wiseman for trying to take this story in a different direction, as most remakes are just re-hashes of what came before. However this is the biggest problem with the film as it does not bring anything new that we have not seen in other sci-fi films.
As a remake Total Recall is a complete fail and it fails to capture the same magic that the original ha and is not as thrilling or entertaining.
Saying that if the produces and Wiseman had removed the Total Recall elements from this story it would have been a far better film.
I give this film a 1.5 out of 5
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